Excellent...Now I Have Two of These

WELCOME! Welcome! Thank you, thanks a million.

Welcome to the show, and we (and by we, I mean, I) have a great show lined up for you tonight.

Well, not really TONIGHT.

But I do have some thoughts lined up that will merit my discussion, and your feedback. Some of the issues I like to hit on (I hit on thoughts...the girls tend to hit back...) will likely be about race/ height discrimination.

Before that turns you off too much, I generally tend to be critical of black people. I don't dislike black people; I'm black myself. But I think it's hard for the majority to speak critically of minorities without being called a racist bigot. It's kinda hard for me to do the same, at the risk of being called an Uncle Tom or a sellout, what have you. But I think it must be spoken by someone who lives as a black person and has seen a little discrimination. And I think that black people have too much resolve and ability to be in many situations that black people are in. So it's an issue of being disappointed. As well as other people. I wish more people were open about things of that sort, and stay objective in the issue, so we can come to a rational conclusion, even if it is to agree to disagree.

As for the height, I'm fighting off all kinds of demons. I'm short. No way around it. I'm sure it will come up.

I will speak of Africa. My dad had a point about something, but I need more research to make a decent opinion on it.

I will also speak of the African-American woman, and if she is generally less attractive than women of other races, and if so, why.

All will also talk some about video games, maybe some anime, sports. Things like that. And anything else that comes to mind.

So, read what you like (as you will anyway) and enjoy the glory that is the INTERNET.

So that's the pilot episode, and be sure to come back next time where there will be chocolate chip cookies and maybe a poem or two.

Thank you and GOODNIGHT!

Peace. Love. -Applause-